Uncle Chris: Naomi, did you know my birthday is in December, on Christmas?
Naomi: Christmas? Oh, my birthday must be Naomi-mas!!
Naomi to Austin: Daddy, I don't know if I like you, but i DO Love you!
Naomi to me: Mommy, when I grow up and my feet get big, I'm going to wear all of your shoes, and you can wear all of my shoes.
Naomi while swimming in the pool: If I pee in this water, that would be gross. (yes indeed it would be)